Mrs. Wilkinson's Class:
"Put it in a pan, turn on the oven. Shut the glass. That is all"
"Put the turkey in the oven. When it's done, first, I cut it, then I eat it. I share it with my family"
"First, I would put flour on my turkey. Then put it on a pan. Then I would put sprinkles and eyeballs on it. You gotta put vanilla stars on it. then cook it for like 15 minutes. Then eat it!"
- Danielle Green
"I would put purple and blue food coloring on the turkey. Put it in the oven for 24 minutes. Take it out and put salt on it. now eat it!"
- Laney Moreno
"First, I would kill the turkey. Then you put it in the oven for 12 hours so it doesn't burn. Then I eat it."
"Put the turkey in the stove. Eat it with a fork."
- Alivia Grass
"First, you get a turkey and chop it up. Put some sauce on it, and then mix it. Put some baking powder in it and some gold fish. Put sugar on it. Cook it on a stove for 20 minutes. Put it on a plate and then eat it."
"Put a turkey on a stick and put it in the fire. Put the fire out with water. Eat it."
"Put the turkey in the oven. Let it cook for 20 minutes. Take it out. Put it back in for 7 minutes. That's it"
"I would catch the turkey, and put flour on it. Put it in the oven with purple flowers. Show it to my mom and dad. Then we eat it!"
"Put some leaves on it. Put lots of flowers on it. Leave the feathers on it. Put it in the oven for 5 minutes. Take it out and eat."
"Barbecue it, spin it around, and it's cooked. Easy!"
"Put icing on the turkey, draw little turkeys on it. Put it on the grill for 10 minutes. Draw hearts on it and eat it."
"Well, I will put on some frosting. I will cook it on the barbecue for 11 minutes, then I will eat it."
"Kill it and put some chocolate in the middle. Pudding on the top is delicious!"
"Put it in the oven, take it out. Eat it and that's it."
"Put it on the oven. Cook it for 3 hours. Pour sprinkles on it and eat it."
"First, you put mustard on the turkey. Then, you put ketchup. You put a lot of tomatoes on top. Put the turkey in a pan. Put it in the oven for ten minutes. Then take it out and eat it. Make sure you cool it off!"
"You boil the turkey with fire. Pour cranberry sauce all over it, then you eat it. You cannot destroy it."
Mrs. Jones's Kindergarten:
"Cut up the turkey, put it in a pan. Put it in the oven for 9 hours, and eat it."
"Cut the turkey. Tie it to the stove. Put seasoning on it. Cook it for 5 minutes, then I would eat him."
"Put the turkey in the oven, take it out and eat it."
"Stuff it with chocolate cake. Cook it for 5 minutes, then put frosting on it and eat it."
"First, I would cut the turkey, then I would wash it. I would cook it on the stove for 20 minutes. Then I would eat it."
"Cover the turkey with eggs. Put some bread on it. I would put it in the microwave for 6 minutes. Put pepper on it, then eat it."
"Salt the turkey, then pop it in the oven for 10 days. Eat it."
"Put it in the oven for 10 seconds. Then eat it."
"Put salt on the turkey. Cook in the oven for 3-4 hours. Get it out and take it to the people. Then I would go catch another one."
"You put a pan out, then you put a turkey on the pan. Put the pan in the oven for 35 minutes. Then it's done and you eat it."
"Cut the turkey. Put it in the oven for 30 seconds and eat it."
"I would cut off his legs. I would eat the body."
"Put pepper on the turkey. Put salt on it. Rub mayonnaise on it. Stuff pickles inside it."
"Catch a turkey. Put it on the stove, turn on the fire. Cook it for 45 minutes. Take the bones out and eat it."
"Put the turkey in a pan, then I would put it in a fryer and fry it up. Put it on the table. Then I would wash my hands. Then time to eat."
"Put salsa all over the turkey. Cook it with salt on the barbecue for 44 hours, then just eat it."
"Shoot the turkey, cook it with fire for 100 days. Take it off the fire and eat it."
"Put it in the oven, then pull it out. Lay it on the table for Thanksgiving Day!"
"Cook it, then eat it."
"Get a pan. Put the turkey in it. Turn the stove on. Then take it out. That's it."