Jones Theatres Calendar

NOW SHOWING AT THE CINEMA CENTRE 8:
 “WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS:” Two people discover they’ve gotten married following a night of debauchery in Vegas, with one of them winning a jackpot after playing the other’s quarter. The pair tries to undermine each other and get their hands on the money... falling in love along the way. Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher star in the romantic comedy. (1 hour, 38 minutes) (PG-13: for some sexual and crude content, and language, including a drug reference).
“HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY:” The same morning that Harold and Kumar eat at White Castle, Harold learns that Maria, the girl he lusts after, has set off for Amsterdam. The pair decide to pursue her so Harold can proclaim his love. However, an overzealous airline passenger mistakes Kumar for a terrorist, and the plane is diverted as the duo get stuck in a case of mistaken identity. The comedy sequel stars John Cho, Kal Penn, Roger Bart and Neil Patrick Harris. (1 hour, 42 minutes) (R: strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity, pervasive language and drug use).
“FORBIDDEN KINGDOM:”  Jason (Michael Angarano), an American teenager, is a huge fan of Hong Kong cinema and old kung-fu movies. While browsing in a Chinatown pawn shop, he discovers the stick weapon of an ancient Chinese sage and warrior, the Monkey King. The magic relic transports Jason back in time, where he joins a band of legendary martial-artists on a quest to free the imprisoned man. Jet Li and Jackie Chan star. (1 hour, 53 minutes) (PG-13: for sequences of martial arts action and some violence).
“FORGETTING SARA MARSHALL:”  Struggling musician Peter Bretter (Jason Segel) is better-known as the boyfriend of TV star Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell). After she unceremoniously dumps him, he feels lost and alone but makes a last-ditch bid to get over it by going to Hawaii. However, she and her new boyfriend (Russell Brand) are there in the same hotel. (1 hour, 51 minutes) (R; for sexual content, language and some graphic nudity).
“EXPELLED: NO INTELLIGENCE ALLOWED:”  Ben Stein follows his journey around the globe in this documentary where he discovers that scientists, educators and philosophers are being persecuted in a modern day witch hunt because they dare to go against the theory of evolution. These pillars of education are being fired, ridiculed and ostracized for merely challenging Darwin’s theory; proposing that life on this planet could be a part of some intelligent design and not random chance. This thought-provoking film not only forces us to question what we have been taught but challenges us to ask — What else is being kept from us? (1 hour, 37 minutes) (PG: for thematic material, some disturbing images and brief smoking).
“PROM NIGHT:”  A dark secret amongst a group of children comes back to haunt them in the form of a vengeful killer on their prom night. Brittany Snow stars in the horror-suspense thriller. (1 hour, 30 minutes) (PG-13:  for violence and terror, some sexual material, underage drinking, and language).
“LEATHERHEADS:”  In 1925, Dodge Connolly is a charming, brash football hero who is determined to guide his team from bar brawls to packed stadiums. But after the players lose their sponsor and the entire league faces certain collapse, Dodge convinces a college football star to join his ragtag ranks. The captain hopes his latest move will help the struggling sport finally capture the country’s attention. Welcome to the team Carter Rutherford, America’s favorite son. A golden-boy war hero who single-handedly forced multiple German soldiers to surrender in WWI, Carter has dashing good looks and unparalleled speed on the field. This new champ is almost too good to be true, and Lexie
Littleton aims to prove that’s the case. A cub journalist playing in the big leagues, Lexie is a spitfire newswoman who suspects there are holes in Carter’s war story. But while she digs, the two teammates start to become serious off-field rivals for her fickle affections.
As the new game of pro-football becomes less like the freewheeling sport he knew and loved, Dodge must both fight to keep his guys together and to get the girl of his dreams. Finding that love and football have a surprisingly similar playbook, however, he has one maneuver he will save just for the fourth quarter. George Clooney and Renee Zellweger star in the sports comedy. (1 hour, 54 minutes) (PG-13: for brief strong language).
Dr. Seuss’ “HORTON HEARS A WHO:” The imaginative elephant Horton hears a cry for help coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air. Suspecting there may be life on that speck and despite a surrounding community which thinks he has lost his mind, Horton is determined to help. The family animated film features the voices of Jim Carrey, Steve Carell and Carol Burnett. (1 hour, 26 minutes) (G: all ages)
NOW SHOWING AT THE HORNBECK:
“DEFINITELY, MAYBE:” Will Hayes (Ryan Reynolds), a thirtysomething Manhattanite, is in the middle of divorce proceedings when his young daughter (Abigail Breslin) asks him about his life before marriage, including how he met and fell in love with her mother. Will flashes back to 1992 and recounts his romances with three women, changing their names so that his daughter must guess which one became his wife. (1 hour, 54 minutes) (PG-13: sexual content including some frank dialogue, language and smoking). 
NOW SHOWING AT THE PENTHOUSE THEATRE:
“STEP UP 2 THE STREETS:” When rebellious street dancer Andie (Briana Evigan) enrolls in the prestigious Maryland School of the Arts, she finds it difficult to fit in. Joining forces with Chase (Robert Hoffman), the hottest dancer at the school, Andie finds a way to merge her old life and the new by forming a team of misfit classmates and training with them to compete in an underground dance contest known as The Streets. (1 hour, 37 minutes) (PG-13: for language, some suggestive material and brief violence).
COMING SOON TO JONES THEATRES:
“INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:” Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) races the Soviets — led by agent Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) — to a lost city called Akakor in the Peruvian forest, in pursuit of a mystical crystal skull. Along for the adventure are old flame Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen), long-time friend and competitor Mac (Ray Winstone) and new sidekick Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf). (2 hours) (PG-13: for adventure violence and scary images) OPENS MAY 22nd AT THE CINEMA CENTRE 8.