JONES THEATRES CALENDAR

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CENTRE 8:
“You Don’t Mess With The Zohan:” Zohan, an Israeli commando, fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist in New York in this action-adventure-comedy starring Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Mariah Carey, John Tuturro, Henry Winkler, Talia Shire and Lainie Kazan. (PG-13: for crude and sexual content throughout, language and nudity)
“Sex and the City:“ The continuing adventures of Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda as they live their lives in Manhattan four years after the hit television series ended. Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Christopher Noth star in the romantic comedy-drama. (2 hours, 15 minutes) (R: for strong sexual content, graphic nudity and language)
“The Strangers:“ Three mysterious strangers terrorize a young couple in a remote house after they return from a wedding in this suspense horror-thriller based on true events. Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman star. (2 hours, 2 minutes) (R: for violence/terror and language)
“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:” Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) races the Soviets — led by agent Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) — to a lost city called Akakor in the Peruvian forest, in pursuit of a mystical crystal skull. Along for the adventure are old flame Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen), longtime friend and competitor Mac (Ray Winstone) and new sidekick Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf). (2 hours, 2 minutes) (PG-13: for adventure violence and scary images)
“What Happens In Vegas:” Two people discover they’ve gotten married following a night of debauchery in Vegas, with one of them winning a jackpot after playing the other’s quarter. The pair tries to undermine each other and get their hands on the money ... falling in love along the way. Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher star in the romantic comedy. (1 hour, 38 minutes) (PG-13: for some sexual and crude content and language, including a drug reference)
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AT THE HORNBECK:
Dr. Seuss’ “Horton Hears a Who:” The imaginative elephant Horton hears a cry for help coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air. Suspecting there may be life on that speck and despite a surrounding community that thinks he has lost his mind, Horton is determined to help. The family animated film features the voices of Jim Carrey, Steve Carell and Carol Burnett. (1 hour, 26 minutes) (G: all ages)
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AT THE PENTHOUSE:
 “Prom Night:” Donna’s senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life. After surviving a horrible tragedy, she has finally moved on and is enjoying her last year of high school. Surrounded by her best friends, she should be safe from the horrors of her past. But when the night turns deadly, there is only one person who could be responsible ... a man she thought was gone forever. Now, Donna and her friends must find a way to escape the sadistic rampage of an obsessed killer and survive a night “to die for.” Brittany Snow stars in the teen horror film. (1 hour, 30 minutes) (PG-13: for violence and terror, some sexual material, underage drinking and language)
COMING SOON:
“The Incredible Hulk:” Scientist Bruce Banner desperately hunts for a cure to the gamma radiation that poisoned his cells and unleashes the unbridled force of rage within him: The Hulk. Living in the shadows — cut off from a life he knew and the woman he loves, Betty Ross — Banner struggles to avoid the obsessive pursuit of his nemesis, General Thunderbolt Ross, and the military machinery that seeks to capture him and brutally exploit his power. Edward Norton, Liv Tyler and Tim Roth star in the new science fiction adventure. (1 hour, 54 minutes) (PG-13: for sequences of intense action violence, some frightening sci-fi images and brief suggestive content. Opens June 13 at the Cinema Centre 8.