JONES THEATRES CALENDAR

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CENTRE 8:
“What Happens In Vegas:” Two people discover they’ve gotten married following a night of debauchery in Vegas, with one of them winning a jackpot after playing the other’s quarter. The pair tries to undermine each other and get their hands on the money ... falling in love along the way. Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher star in the romantic comedy. (1 hour, 38 minutes) (PG-13: for some sexual and crude content and language, including a drug reference)
“Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay:” The same morning that Harold and Kumar eat at White Castle, Harold learns that Maria, the girl he lusts after, has set off for Amsterdam. The pair decide to pursue her so Harold can proclaim his love. However, an overzealous airline passenger mistakes Kumar for a terrorist, and the plane is diverted as the duo gets stuck in a case of mistaken identity. The comedy sequel stars John Cho, Kal Penn, Roger Bart and Neil Patrick Harris. (1 hour, 42 minutes) (R: strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity, pervasive language and drug use)
“Forbidden Kingdom:” Jason (Michael Angarano), an American teenager, is a huge fan of Hong Kong cinema and old kung-fu movies. While browsing in a Chinatown pawn shop, he discovers the stick weapon of an ancient Chinese sage and warrior, the Monkey King. The magic relic transports Jason back in time, where he joins a band of legendary martial artists on a quest to free the imprisoned man. Jet Li and Jackie Chan star. (1 hour, 53 minutes) (PG-13: for sequences of martial arts action and some violence)
“Forgetting Sarah Marshall:” Struggling musician Peter Bretter (Jason Segel) is better known as the boyfriend of TV star Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell). After she unceremoniously dumps him, he feels lost and alone but makes a last-ditch bid to get over it by going to Hawaii. However, she and her new boyfriend (Russell Brand) are there in the same hotel. (1 hour, 51 minutes) (R: for sexual content, language and some graphic nudity)
“Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed:” Ben Stein follows his journey around the globe in this documentary where he discovers that scientists, educators and philosophers are being persecuted in a modern-day witch hunt because they dare to go against the theory of evolution. These pillars of education are being fired, ridiculed and ostracized for merely challenging Darwin’s theory — proposing that life on this planet could be a part of some intelligent design and not random chance. This thought-provoking film not only forces audiences to question what they have been taught but challenges them to ask — What else is being kept from us? (1 hour, 37 minutes) (PG: for thematic material, some disturbing images and brief smoking)
“Prom Night:” A dark secret among a group of children comes back to haunt them in the form of a vengeful killer on their prom night. Brittany Snow stars in the horror-suspense thriller. (1 hour, 30 minutes) (PG-13:  for violence and terror, some sexual material, underage drinking, and language)
“Leatherheads:” In 1925, Dodge Connolly is a charming, brash football hero who is determined to guide his team from bar brawls to packed stadiums. But after the players lose their sponsor and the entire league faces certain collapse, Dodge convinces a college football star to join his ragtag ranks. The captain hopes his latest move will help the struggling sport finally capture the country’s attention. Welcome to the team Carter Rutherford, America’s favorite son. A golden-boy war hero who single-handedly forced multiple German soldiers to surrender in WWI, Carter has dashing good looks and unparalleled speed on the field. This new champ is almost too good to be true, and Lexie Littleton aims to prove that’s the case. A cub journalist playing in the big leagues, Lexie is a spitfire newswoman who suspects there are holes in Carter’s war story. But while she digs, the two teammates start to become serious off-field rivals for her fickle affections. As the new game of pro-football becomes less like the freewheeling sport he knew and loved, Dodge must both fight to keep his guys together and to get the girl of his dreams. Finding that love and football have a surprisingly similar playbook, however, he has one maneuver he will save just for the fourth quarter. George Clooney and Renee Zellweger star in the sports comedy. (1 hour, 54 minutes) (PG-13: for brief strong language)
Dr. Seuss’ “Horton Hears A Who:” The imaginative elephant Horton hears a cry for help coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air. Suspecting there may be life on that speck and despite a surrounding community that thinks he has lost his mind, Horton is determined to help. The family animated film features the voices of Jim Carrey, Steve Carell and Carol Burnett. (G: all ages)       
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“10,000 B.C.:” In a remote mountain tribe, the young hunter D’Leh has found his heart’s passion — the beautiful Evolet. When a band of mysterious warlords raid his village and kidnap Evolet, D’Leh is forced to lead a small group of hunters to pursue the warlords to the end of the world to save her. Driven by destiny, the unlikely band of warriors must battle saber-tooth tigers and prehistoric predators and, at their heroic journey’s end, they uncover a lost civilization. Their ultimate fate lies in an empire beyond imagination as they stand against a powerful god that has brutally enslaved their people. Steven Strait and Camilla Belle star.  (1 hour, 49 minutes) (PG-13: for sequences of intense action and violence)
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“Drillbit Taylor:” Ryan, Wade and Emmit attend their first day at high school and they’re pumped ... until they meet up with Filkins, a school bully who comes off like a little Hannibal Lecter. Before they become completely engulfed in Filkins’ reign of terror, they seek out some protection by placing an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine. Their best response — and the cheapest — comes from Drillbit Taylor, a down-on-his luck soldier of fortune who lives a homeless — he likes to say “home-free” — existence on the beach. He enrolls them in some physical and mental training. Owen Wilson stars. (1 hour, 42 minutes) (PG-13: for crude sexual references throughout, strong bullying, language, drug references and partial nudity)
COMING SOON:
“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:” Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) races the Soviets — led by agent Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) — to a lost city called Akakor in the Peruvian forest, in pursuit of a mystical crystal skull. Along for the adventure are old flame Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen), long-time friend and competitor Mac (Ray Winstone) and new sidekick Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf). (2 hours, 2 minutes) (PG-13: for adventure violence and scary images) Opens May 22 at the Cinema Centre 8.
“Sex and the City:“ The continuing adventures of Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda as they live their lives in Manhattan four years after the hit television series ended. Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Christopher Noth star in the romantic comedy-drama. (R: for strong sexual content, graphic nudity and language) Opens May 30 at the Cinema Centre 8.
“The Strangers:“ Three mysterious strangers terrorize a young couple in a remote house after they return from a wedding in this suspense horror-thriller based on true events. Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman star. (2 hours, 2 minutes) (R: for violence/terror and language) Opens May 30 at the Cinema Centre 8.