JONES THEATRES CALENDAR

NOW SHOWING AT THE CINEMA CENTRE 8:
“The Love Guru:” Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka (Mike Myers) returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player’s marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup. Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake co-star in the comedy spoof. (1 hour, 29 minutes) (PG-13: for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some comic violence and drug references)
“The Incredible Hulk:” Scientist Bruce Banner desperately hunts for a cure to the gamma radiation that poisoned his cells and unleashes the unbridled force of rage within him: The Hulk. Living in the shadows — cut off from a life he knew and the woman he loves, Betty Ross — Banner struggles to avoid the obsessive pursuit of his nemesis, General Thunderbolt Ross, and the military machinery that seeks to capture him and brutally exploit his power. Edward Norton, Liv Tyler and Tim Roth star in the new science fiction adventure. (1 hour, 54 minutes) (PG-13: for sequences of intense action violence, some frightening sci-fi images and brief suggestive content)
“You Don’t Mess With The Zohan:” Zohan, an Israeli commando, fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist in New York in this action-adventure-comedy starring Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Mariah Carey, John Tuturro, Henry Winkler, Talia Shire and Lainie Kazan. (PG-13: for crude and sexual content throughout, language and nudity)
“The Strangers:“ Three mysterious strangers terrorize a young couple in a remote house after they return from a wedding in this suspense horror-thriller based on true events. Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman star. (2 hours, 2 minutes) (R: for violence/terror and language)
“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:” Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) races the Soviets — led by agent Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) — to a lost city called Akakor in the Peruvian forest, in pursuit of a mystical crystal skull. Along for the adventure are old flame Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen), longtime friend and competitor Mac (Ray Winstone) and new sidekick Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf). (2 hours, 2 minutes) (PG-13: for adventure violence and scary images)
NOW SHOWING AT THE HORNBECK:
“Baby Mama:” Successful and single businesswoman Kate Holbrook has long put her career ahead of a personal life. Now 37, she’s finally determined to have a kid on her own. But her plan is thrown a curve ball after she discovers she has only a million-to-one chance of getting pregnant. Undaunted, the driven Kate allows South Philly working girl Angie Ostrowiski to become her unlikely surrogate. Simple enough. After learning from the steely head of their surrogacy center that Angie is pregnant, Kate goes into precision nesting mode: reading childcare books, baby-proofing the apartment and researching top preschools. But the executive’s well-organized strategy is turned upside down when her Baby Mama shows up at her doorstep with no place to live. An unstoppable force meets an immovable object as structured Kate tries to turn vibrant Angie into the perfect expectant mom. In a comic battle of wills, they will struggle their way through preparation for the baby’s arrival. And in the middle of this tug-of-war, they’ll discover two kinds of family: the one you’re born to and the one you make. Tina Fey, Amy Phoeler and Greg Kinnear star in the comedy. (1 hour, 39 minutes) (PG-13: for crude and sexual humor, language and a drug reference)                                           
NOW SHOWING AT THE PENTHOUSE:
“What Happens In Vegas:” Two people discover they’ve gotten married following a night of debauchery in Vegas, with one of them winning a jackpot after playing the other’s quarter. The pair tries to undermine each other and get their hands on the money ... falling in love along the way. Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher star in the romantic comedy. (1 hour, 38 minutes) (PG-13: for some sexual and crude content and language, including a drug reference)          COMING SOON:
Disney’s  “Wall-E”: What if mankind had to leave Earth and somebody forgot to turn the last robot off? Wall-E spends every day doing what he was made for. But soon, he will discover what he was meant for, as he adventures across the galaxy chasing his dream. The Disney/Pixar animated comedy features the voices of Jeff Garlin, Fred Willard and Sigourney Weaver. (G: all ages) Opens June 27 at the Cinema Centre 8.