JONES THEATRES CALENDAR

NOW SHOWING AT THE CINEMA CENTRE 8:
Disney’s  “Wall-E”: What if mankind had to leave Earth and somebody forgot to turn the last robot off? Wall-E spends every day doing what he was made for. But soon, he will discover what he was meant for, as he adventures across the galaxy chasing his dream. The Disney/Pixar animated comedy features the voices of Jeff Garlin, Fred Willard and Sigourney Weaver. (G: all ages)
“Kit Kittredge:” Aspiring reporter Kit Kittredge can’t resist bringing home strays, whether it is Grace, an abandoned basset hound, or Will and Countee, a pair of young hobos willing to trade work for meals. But her happy childhood is abruptly interrupted when her father loses his car dealership and must leave Cincinnati to look for work. Kit and her mother Margaret are left to manage on their own, growing vegetables, selling eggs and even taking in an assortment of boarders.  When a crime spree sweeps Cincinnati, all signs point to the local “hobo jungle,” where Will and Countee live. But when Kit’s mother and their boarders become the latest victims in a string of robberies, Kit’s loyalties are tested. Will is accused of the crimes and, with all of their savings gone, the Kittredges face losing their house to foreclosure. Determined to recover the stolen money and believing Will is innocent, Kit recruits her friends Ruthie and Stirling to help her track down the real culprit. Together they uncover a plot that goes far beyond Cincinnati. The film stars Abigail Breslin, Julia Ormond, Chris O’Donnell and Joan Cusack. (1 hour, 34 minutes) (G: all ages)
“The Love Guru:” Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka (Mike Myers) returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player’s marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup. Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake co-star in the comedy spoof. (1 hour, 29 minutes) (PG-13: for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some comic violence and drug references)
“The Incredible Hulk:” Scientist Bruce Banner desperately hunts for a cure to the gamma radiation that poisoned his cells and unleashes the unbridled force of rage within him: The Hulk. Living in the shadows — cut off from a life he knew and the woman he loves, Betty Ross — Banner struggles to avoid the obsessive pursuit of his nemesis, General Thunderbolt Ross, and the military machinery that seeks to capture him and brutally exploit his power. Edward Norton, Liv Tyler and Tim Roth star in the new science fiction adventure. (1 hour, 54 minutes) (PG-13: for sequences of intense action violence, some frightening sci-fi images and brief suggestive content)
“You Don’t Mess With The Zohan:” Zohan, an Israeli commando, fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist in New York in this action-adventure-comedy starring Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Mariah Carey, John Tuturro, Henry Winkler, Talia Shire and Lainie Kazan. (PG-13: for crude and sexual content throughout, language and nudity)
“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:” Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) races the Soviets — led by agent Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) — to a lost city called Akakor in the Peruvian forest, in pursuit of a mystical crystal skull. Along for the adventure are old flame Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen), longtime friend and competitor Mac (Ray Winstone) and new sidekick Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf). (2 hours, 2 minutes) (PG-13: for adventure violence and scary images)
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AT THE HORNBECK:
“Speed Racer:” Born to race cars, Speed Racer (Emile Hirsch) is aggressive, instinctive and, most of all, fearless. His only real competition is the memory of the brother he idolized — the legendary Rex Racer, whose death in a race has left behind a legacy that Speed is driven to fulfill. Speed is loyal to the family racing business, led by his father, Pops Racer, the designer of Speed’s thundering Mach 5. When Speed turns down a lucrative and tempting offer from Royalton Industries, he not only infuriates the company’s maniacal owner but uncovers a terrible secret — some of the biggest races are being fixed by a handful of ruthless moguls who manipulate the top drivers to boost profits. If Speed won’t drive for Royalton, Royalton will see to it that the Mach 5 never crosses another finish line. The only way for Speed to save his family’s business and the sport he loves is to beat Royalton at his own game. (2 hours, 15 minutes) (PG: for sequences of action, some violence, language and brief smoking.
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AT THE PENTHOUSE:
“Made of Honor:” Tom Bailey is in love with his best friend Claire. But Tom has a fear of commitment and refuses to admit the obvious — he should propose to Claire before she finds a less procrastinating suitor. When Colin, a rich Scotsman, sweeps Claire off her feet and asks for her hand in marriage, Tom must witness her unquestioned happiness up close and personal — because she’s chosen him to be her maid of honor. Starring Patrick Dempsey. (1 hour, 41 minutes) (PG-13: for sexual content and language)      
COMING SOON:
“Journey to the Center of the Earth 3-D:”  Academy Award-winning visual effects artist Erik Brevig makes his feature directorial debut with this adaptation of the classic Jules Verne fantasy starring Brenden Fraser. When an ambitious science professor (Fraser) develops a decidedly unconventional hypothesis, the mere mention of his name is enough to elicit laughter within the academic community. However, during a subsequent excursion to Iceland, the professor and his nephew make a major scientific discovery that sends them miles beneath the surface of the Earth, where they discover not only strange new worlds, but also encounter creatures so alien they appear to be from another world entirely. It will be presented in Digital 3-D.  (1 hour, 32 minutes) (PG: for intense adventure action and some scary moments). Opens July 11 at the Cinema Centre 8.
“Meet Dave:” A massive fireball from space hits New York’s Central Park and an ordinary man emerges unscathed. The man turns out to be a spaceship operated by 100 human-looking aliens who are one-quarter-inch tall and seeking a way to save their planet. Complications ensue when their captain falls in love with an Earth woman who’s always picked losers for previous romances. Eddie Murphy stars in the science fiction comedy. (PG: for bawdy and suggestive humor, action and some language). Opens July 11 at the Cinema Centre 8.
“Hellboy 2: The Golden Army:” After an ancient truce existing between humankind and the invisible realm of the fantastic is broken, hell on Earth is ready to erupt. A ruthless leader who treads the world above and the one below defies his bloodline and awakens an unstoppable army of creatures. Now, it’s up to the planet’s toughest, roughest superhero to battle the merciless dictator and his marauders. He may be red. He may be horned. He may be misunderstood. But when you need the job done right, it’s time to call in Hellboy (Ron Perlman). Along with his expanding team in the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense — pyrokinetic girlfriend Liz (Selma Blair), aquatic empath Abe (Doug Jones) and protoplasmic mystic Johann — the BPRD will travel between the surface strata and the unseen magical one, where creatures of fantasy become corporeal. And Hellboy, a creature of two worlds who’s accepted by neither, must choose between the life he knows and an unknown destiny that beckons him. Ron Perlman and Selma Blair star. (PG-13: for sequences of sci-fi action and violence, and some language). Opens July 11 at the Cinema Centre 8.